when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.