When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.