Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.