Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Pee in my work garbage can.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.