Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.