Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Pee in my work garbage can.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.