Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.