Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.