Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.