THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.