if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Take baths

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get really confused

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.