give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.