When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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conundrum.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.