Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.