I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Do somthing only you do

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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fap

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.