I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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make south park refferences every day

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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im going to rape that girl

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.