Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.