I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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My parents are annoying.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.