whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.