whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.