I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.