When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.