I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.