Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.