Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pee in the shower.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Your mom

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.