pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.