I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.