Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.