i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.