Stab myself on a daily basis

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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being super bored at school

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.