Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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fart

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.