Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.