do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.