jack off

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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im going to rape that girl

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.