When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Mayada stupid

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.