Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.