Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Mayada stupid

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.