you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.