I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Mayada stupid

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.