Talk to my cat.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Pee in the shower

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.