When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I **** with no hands.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Talk to my cat.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.