I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Mayada stupid

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.