To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Pee in the shower

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.