log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.