When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.