Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pee in the shower

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.