say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sitting down in the shower

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.