Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I really like taking shits.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Mayada stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.