Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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KICK THE CAN

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.