Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Poo really loud

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.