When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sitting down in the shower

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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pick your nose and eat it

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.