After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.