get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.