Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Your mom

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.