When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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make south park refferences every day

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.