Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Picking my nose.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.