not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.