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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.