When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

I hit the frig after sex

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I chew around the center of carrots.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

call someone by a siblings name.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.