look at bins as i walk past them

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.