I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.