When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.