Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.