When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.