I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.