not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.