When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.