Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.