Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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i use dental dams

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think about other women when having sex

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.