When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.