When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having gay sex

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.