Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.