I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.