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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.