Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.