When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.