I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.