saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Mayada stupid

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.