get home from work and masturbate instantly

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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sing in the shower

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.