I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Giving my dog a massage.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.