when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I never feel bored

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.