get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.