Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I think about other women when having sex

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.