When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.