act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.