Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.