Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Having gay sex

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.