Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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conundrum.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Tear up when I poop

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.