When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.