singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.