When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.