Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.