Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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k. everyone

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.