When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.