When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.