Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

jack off

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.