Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.