When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.