Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Fart at home

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.