Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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shag your mom

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.