When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Mayada stupid

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.