when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.