You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.