Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.