Go outside and pee.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Play Minecraft

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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sing in the shower

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.