Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.