When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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sit in the shower

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.