When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.