Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.