rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Breathe.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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suck my own penis

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.