sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Peeing in the shower

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.