Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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R A P E Children

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.